December 2nd 4:28PM Channel 126

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by docicu3

Morty discussed all.........

I missed that then..all I heard was Joe whining about his cap issues and Morty waking up

[onebadbeast]

EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING............................................ ...............

[onebadbeast]

*joes*

Come In And Be Insulted

[Mortimer]

Steve..thank you for having me as your key guest on your fine program. I would like to pass on a few suggestions to get cleaned up for my next appearance:

1...Never sandwich me between 2 yuk-em-ups like that again.

2...Don't keep me waiting like you did this time.

3...Do not ask me any horsey related questions...unless it's regarding my handicapping a particular card;and then let me fly with it....NO questions.

4...Never again clog up my air time with Sterling nonsense....he gets plenty of that stuff everywhere else.

5...I am very much under the weather,but had you given me just a little more time instead of constantly cutting me off, I really had some fine material to present.Let's not let this happen again.

6...All in all.....you do a fine show. You seem to be an articulate gentleman and good at what you do---whatever that is.

Thanks for having me...it really was fun ....impromptu as it was.

I also want you to know that I have had no public speaking training...at all.

Think of the possibilities,Steve.

[Mortimer]

Oh...one more thing.



Your voice is louder than the everyday callers'.

I am not an everyday caller.

Next time....equal volume.

[Mortimer]

Oh..last one. I promise.

You must have Thebby TwoTimes on next time for me. She should announce me and make 4 distinct kissy-poo sounds to me.







OK?

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by onebadbeast

*joes*

Come In And Be Insulted