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Old 12-02-2008, 09:03 PM
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this is hilarious
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:26 PM
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Well, he is a bit of an enigma

Plus, he's like the D.T mascot
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Old 12-03-2008, 02:39 PM
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Well, he is a bit of an enigma

Plus, he's like the D.T mascot


Ah don't thank so.



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Old 12-03-2008, 03:03 PM
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Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.
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Old 12-03-2008, 04:43 PM
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Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.
I believe that appearance would be on with Tiffany Graniff..Playboy channel..lol
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Old 12-03-2008, 07:58 PM
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Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.

ror!!


OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:09 PM
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I understand that Bubba the Love Sponge will be leaving a gaping hole in the Howard 101 line up


LIVE.... FROM THE CAH......SOL


would be a perfect fit - and you'd be competing directly against Kapets...




Ahm smellin' radio GOLD
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:34 PM
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!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 12-03-2008, 04:41 PM
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Ah don't thank so.
Well, your my mascot


I can't say anymore...I just got home.......................












THUD
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:06 AM
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Well, your my mascot


I can't say anymore...I just got home.......................



THUD

uh-oh
























thud
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:13 PM
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What is the inner, Steve?
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
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OH My God!!





I just listened........again....

I just LOVE his laugh!!!
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:16 PM
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OH My God!!





I just listened........again....

I just LOVE his laugh!!!
Morty needs a regular spot on the show....he actually sounded a little like Gary West barely awake but still firing barbs in a coma. Pretty funny stuff actually. Nice to know Morty has his finger on the pulse of Ohio racing.......lol.
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:31 PM
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Morty needs a regular spot on the show....he actually sounded a little like Gary West barely awake but still firing barbs in a coma. Pretty funny stuff actually. Nice to know Morty has his finger on the pulse of Ohio racing.......lol.
I could'nt agree more...


I am a bit biased tho
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:33 PM
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The snore was classic.
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Left my kids alone so I could go out to my truck and hear the replay this morning. Good stuff, Howard Stern beware! Sirius needs a 24-7 Morty channel.
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