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Old 12-01-2008, 01:18 AM
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Fine work.


I just hope you only have a camera and not a hunting rifle as well.....that wouldn't be smart.
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Old 12-01-2008, 03:14 AM
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Let's sing along with this great song...shall we??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAuBGyQVG4


"Maybe I'm Amazed"

-written by Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy-


Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Love Me All The Time
Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Love Me
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Pulled Me Out Of Time
And Hung Me On A Line
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need Me


Maybe I am Me And Maybe I'm A Lonely Me
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That I Don't Really Understand

Maybe I'm Me And Maybe I'm The Only One
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand










Maybe I'm Me And Maybe I'm A Lonely Me
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That I Don't Really Understand

Maybe I am Me And Maybe I am The Only One
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand




Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I'm With Me All The Time
Maybe I'm Afraid Of The Way I Leave Me
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Help Me Sing My Song
Right Me When I'm Wrong
Maybe I'm Amazed At The Way I Really Need Me










Maybe I'm Me And Maybe I'm A Lonely Me
Who's In The Middle Of Something
That I Don't Really Understand

Maybe I am Me And Maybe I am The Only One
Who Could Ever Help Me
Baby Won't You Help Me Understand


Well Maybe I'm Amazed
Maybe I'm Amazed

YEEEES!...Maybe I'm Amazed
YESYESYES...YES!! Maybe I'm Amazed
I'm Amazed with ...ME
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:46 AM
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:52 AM
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:56 AM
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Is that a new version?
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Old 12-01-2008, 08:00 AM
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I believe it's still the original.
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Well, they are both perfect.














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Old 12-01-2008, 07:39 PM
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Fine work.


I just hope you only have a camera and not a hunting rifle as well.....that wouldn't be smart.
Hunting? I don't hunt. I take pictures and leave foot prints.
but I do go shooting from time to time. It gets a little expensive at over $3 a round.






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Old 12-01-2008, 08:25 PM
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Good deal for there is no hunting of forest creatures in SnowyWoods.




That thing looks like something a hand gun and a trombone would produce.

I'm not a gun guy.
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Good deal for there is no hunting of forest creatures in SnowyWoods.




That thing looks like something a hand gun and a trombone would produce.

I'm not a gun guy.
^^^doesn't need a gun. Has his own "weapon of mass destruction"
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Old 12-01-2008, 09:12 PM
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^^^doesn't need a gun. Has his own "weapon of mass destruction"


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Old 12-02-2008, 01:19 PM
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behind my eyes is where ah live
don't have to be told whose woods this is
his house is in the village,though
i hope it fills up with snow

most people don't really know him
and this is why i write this poyem
he posts horsey picks for people to encumber them
as he does not always number them

he will claim frozen lake....snowy woods ....farmhousenear....
the last one wins and he claims the winner here
thinks our heads are filled with downy flake
when he does make such a mistake

his words are lovely...dark and deep
but full of ca-ca...and i say meep meep
and he has races to go to make up for this
and he has races to go to make up for this
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