WARNING: a long vent about a crappy day.

[Danzig]

tell your wife i'm sorry she had a rough day. good thing the holidays only come once a year. i'll be having a houseful a week after christmas, thanks to my husband. but i won't be able to liven things up for myself with any wagering.

and if your wife wants the recipe i use for turkey, let me know-it's never dry.

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by pgardn

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

you sure you got that right?

[Mortimer]

He's going to get a stabbing from Ethel for that one.

Originally Posted by herkhorse

you sure you got that right?

I think so.
2 times.

Ethels sister got off twice to her new husband.
My wife's sister and the screwball she married.