WARNING: a long vent about a crappy day.

[blackthroatedwind]

OK.

I'm going to bed.....so try not to be too upset when it appears that I'm ignoring you.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

OK.

I'm going to bed.....so try not to be too upset when it appears that I'm ignoring you.

Oh boy.


That cuts real deep.

I may need a piece of lint to stop the bleeding.








Life isn't fair.

[docicu3]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh boy.


That cuts real deep.

I may need a piece of lint to stop the bleeding

Only you could use this metaphor.......I am convinced that there will be a place for you on the fall NBC schedule next year perhaps we could have you matching wits with Charlie Reese on "Life". It isn't a comedy but the character he plays is funny as hell....."Morty on Life"....can't miss.

And Matt, the best thing about a**whole inlaws is.........















they have to go the f**k home. Sorry you had to have your day ruined like that.

[TheSpyder]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

Hang it there Matt! I know what you're saying. I have a doosey from last year starting with my sister in law and her husband getting a DUI one house away from getting here, and then him getting into a huge fight with my mother in law causing no one to talk to each other.

By the way, your giving Scav's a run for his money on reliving life's special moments

Spyder

[Danzig]

tell your wife i'm sorry she had a rough day. good thing the holidays only come once a year. i'll be having a houseful a week after christmas, thanks to my husband. but i won't be able to liven things up for myself with any wagering.

and if your wife wants the recipe i use for turkey, let me know-it's never dry.

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by pgardn

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

you sure you got that right?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by docicu3

Only you could use this metaphor.......I am convinced that there will be a place for you on the fall NBC schedule next year perhaps we could have you matching wits with Charlie Reese on "Life". It isn't a comedy but the character he plays is funny as hell....."Morty on Life"....can't miss.

And Matt, the best thing about a**whole inlaws is.........


they have to go the f**k home. Sorry you had to have your day ruined like that.

Too kind,Doc.

You certainly know talent when you see it.



And...I remove the right side of my brain when I come here as I love a challenge.


What do you recommend for insomnia?







If you say "sleep".......you will upset me.

[geeker2]

Matt - glad your day sucked. It made me realize how great mine was and until I read yours - it was only average.

Thanks for sharing.



ps neighbor pet sits for free cable tv watching

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Matt - glad your day sucked. It made me realize how great mine was and until I read yours - it was only average.

Thanks for sharing.



ps neighbor pet sits for free cable tv watching

Glad to be of service for you (I think).

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Glad to be of service for you (I think).

LOL not in a gay way

[Scav]

Thank god I haven't had to deal with kids yet, although, I tend to get along with them.

Sorry bro, one day a year, plus you acting cool probably scores major points with the wifey, thus you might get some special treatment

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

Thank god I haven't had to deal with kids yet, although, I tend to get along with them.

Sorry bro, one day a year, plus you acting cool probably scores major points with the wifey, thus you might get some special treatment

Scavs, there is no special treatment when you are married. The closest thing would be for her to take the boys out Sunday afternoon so I can watch the Giants game. But instead, I have to clean out the garage and take out the X-mas decorations. Not to mention that I can't even move from the Thanksgiving morning football game. I'm popping Advil like they are Pez.

Special Teatment, that's funny.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Scavs, there is no special treatment when you are married. The closest thing would be for her to take the boys out Sunday afternoon so I can watch the Giants game. But instead, I have to clean out the garage and take out the X-mas decorations. Not to mention that I can't even move from the Thanksgiving morning football game. I'm popping Advil like they are Pez.

Special Teatment, that's funny.

So check this, my parents unexpectantly bought a Nintendo Wii...I started playing tennis and boxing and baseball. TALK ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE. Jesus christ it feels like my shoulder is about to fall off right now

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

So check this, my parents unexpectantly bought a Nintendo Wii...I started playing tennis and boxing and baseball. TALK ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE. Jesus christ it feels like my shoulder is about to fall off right now

That's disappointing, with you being the finely tuned athlete that you are!



But I guess that's a sign of old age creeping in, when you have to stretch before playing video games!

[letswastemoney]

lol When you play Wii Sports, you don't need to make gigantic moves with your arms really. I have found that flicking your wrist works just as well.

[ALostTexan]

I have worked in hospitals for about 9 years now, and usually work all of the holidays. Always interesting, becuase we are always busy, and we usually have alot of domestic violence stuff come in. Usually tied to your type of story, Matt, but get a little more redneck mixed in, plus a little alcohol, and you get a very interesting situation...

[Mortimer]

Steve H. Crist.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Fucl< off Morty. We're talking Wii here. Although I must admit Scavs getting sore playing it is pretty bad. I thought I was in bad shape.

fr&l-a!!!!

[Scav]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Fucl< off Morty. We're talking Wii here. Although I must admit Scavs getting sore playing it is pretty bad. I thought I was in bad shape.

I am definitely not in great shape right now, but you use muscles that you generally don't use all the time with this damn thing, definitely getting one, it is awesome