Texas Tech vs Oklahoma

[Mortimer]

Alybamer is Ohio State of 2002.


The secy is really the Big 2.

Ohio State is not lucky enough to play Ole Mrs.

[Mortimer]

Phil ...here's something more your speed:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mol...eature=related

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Phil ...here's something more your speed:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mol...eature=related

polite sarcastic palm clapping ensues

very good mortician...
now go sit down.

And take your hand out of your pants.
Enough with the pocket pool.

[Mortimer]

It's very obvious Ethel has stabbed Phil again.




He gets snotty while in the Sliced and Diced Buttocks Recovery Room.