gobble gobble

[Mortimer]

too mothah fucl<in' kind

[letswastemoney]

look at how cute the turkey is!

[Mortimer]

It looks like Genuine Crazy Lady's friggin' snatch.

[Mortimer]

How would I know?



I saw it in the Jiffy Lube guy's office..hanging on the wall in Akron.


She signed it for him...was in town performing in A Chorus Swine at Backstage Ray's.

[herkhorse]

!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

True enough..I can't really say it was her handwriting

Look what I found in myspace this morning










Even the dog has a thing for Arletta!!



You are sssssssooooooooo hot!!

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.








thud

[Mortimer]

OK,kids.

Here's one for you all. This is SkidsMother singing...and Arletta correcting the nimrod:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yihq8BIhL9c

[cowgirlintexas]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

OK,kids.

Here's one for you all. This is SkidsMother singing...and Arletta correcting the nimrod:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yihq8BIhL9c

What the heck was that hanging off the donkeys nose?

Looked a bit like a ..well...penis

[Mortimer]

You are getting a in your folder.

This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK..

Look what I got in myspace this evening










































http://i33.tinypic.com/23wpksj.gif

[Mortimer]

good grief!!!!

[Mortimer]

Longhornies!!

[Mortimer]

THANKSGIVING STORY





I would hear loud noises coming from my basement...in the night---when it's dark.





And so...I set up a camera at the foot of the stairs,aiming up at the doorway that leads to the stairs.

Why--I don't know.




But as luck would have it--I captured something. I don't know what it is,but it's klutzy and seems to indicate why I am hearing loud noises from the basement.









Don't watch this if you are easily horrified and haunted or if you have a heart condition or are a fucl<in' sissy:








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmHq...eature=channel

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

THANKSGIVING STORY





I would hear loud noises coming from my basement...in the night---when it's dark.





And so...I set up a camera at the foot of the stairs,aiming up at the doorway that leads to the stairs.

Why--I don't know.




But as luck would have it--I captured something. I don't know what it is,but it's klutzy and seems to indicate why I am hearing loud noises from the basement.









Don't watch this if you are easily horrified and haunted or if you have a heart condition or are a fucl<in' sissy:








http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmHq...eature=channel

{{{{ sh.its pants }}}}

[Mortimer]

Told you it was scary.