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Old 11-22-2008, 12:37 PM
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Almost never anymore.




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Old 11-22-2008, 12:45 PM
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411's ..baggy fit....( and the like) will never simplify the equation here.



FatBoy would fold....BS Fan would violate parole again.

Only clever people like you get it.

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Old 11-22-2008, 12:47 PM
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Arletta's herespace photo hasn't changed.


I was hoping for a close up on her face.





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Old 11-22-2008, 01:08 PM
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Arletta's herespace photo hasn't changed.


I was hoping for a close up on her face.
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Old 11-22-2008, 01:37 PM
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OH MY GOD!!!!










YOU ARE SSSSSO HOT!



































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Old 11-22-2008, 01:40 PM
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I will be at Arletta's herespace...for a long time.




So don't bother me.
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Old 11-22-2008, 01:50 PM
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Is there a vomit emoticon?


lol

JEALOUS ELVIS!!


She is my girlfriend........obliterating all Buelah Thread HO's.











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Old 11-22-2008, 02:04 PM
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:28 PM
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411's ..baggy fit....( and the like) will never simplify the equation here.



FatBoy would fold....BS Fan would violate parole again.

Only clever people like you get it.

kissykissykissykissy
fine work...... X 10
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Old 11-23-2008, 02:18 AM
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too mothah fucl<in' kind
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Old 11-23-2008, 02:28 AM
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look at how cute the turkey is!

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Old 11-23-2008, 02:33 AM
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It looks like Genuine Crazy Lady's friggin' snatch.
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Old 11-23-2008, 02:38 AM
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How would I know?



I saw it in the Jiffy Lube guy's office..hanging on the wall in Akron.


She signed it for him...was in town performing in A Chorus Swine at Backstage Ray's.
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:10 AM
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Look what I found in myspace this morning










Even the dog has a thing for Arletta!!



You are sssssssooooooooo hot!!
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:13 AM
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Oh my God.








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Old 11-23-2008, 07:21 PM
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OK,kids.

Here's one for you all. This is SkidsMother singing...and Arletta correcting the nimrod:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yihq8BIhL9c
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:25 PM
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OK,kids.

Here's one for you all. This is SkidsMother singing...and Arletta correcting the nimrod:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yihq8BIhL9c
What the heck was that hanging off the donkeys nose?

Looked a bit like a ..well...penis
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