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[Mortimer]

You know ,kids.....Mr. Foxworthy doesn't do this for nothing.

Oh no....I am just like everyone else. I have horsey's to bet..UPS!!..I mean food to buy and yer what not.

So....since Mommy and Daddy are sleeping.....do you know where they keep the checkbook?


I'll bet you do!






Now if you can find those cancelled checks near that same place...and start trying to write Mommy and/or Daddy's name just like they do----you could send me a prize! Wouldn't that be fun?


OK......so when you can forge..I mean copy either ones signature,then you can put in writing and numbers.....5 THOUSAND DOLLARS.....put my name , Mr. F-O-X-W-O-R-T-H-Y , where it says "PAY TO"...and then mail that to me.





You do want more fun here....right?





I know you do!!




Bye kids!