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[Left Bank]

Maybe they should hire dancing girls,put up some stages with lots of mirrors and poles,and have table dances between races!

[pointman]

Originally Posted by Kimmeastar

Maybe they should hire dancing girls,put up some stages with lots of mirrors and poles,and have table dances between races!

Now here is someone with vision!

[AeWingnut]

close down the grandstand and have internet only racing

place the lap top in the winner's circle

[TheSpyder]

Topless car wash near Greensboro, NC use to do slamming business. They actually did a good job washing the car too. Had tables set up where you could sit and get a lap dance while your car was washed.

Originally Posted by Kimmeastar

Maybe they should hire dancing girls,put up some stages with lots of mirrors and poles,and have table dances between races!

[letswastemoney]

Originally Posted by Kimmeastar

Maybe they should hire dancing girls,put up some stages with lots of mirrors and poles,and have table dances between races!

I really think that would work. Just make sure they are young and hot.

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by letswastemoney

I really think that would work. Just make sure they are young and hot.

Men shouldn't be the only ones to get some enjoyment. Instead of table dances, make them balance on top of the outside rail. Much more entertaining and something for both genders to enjoy. And if it's a dirt track, you have the added bonus of falling in the mud as a possibility.

[Left Bank]

Nude mud wrestling.....?????