Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

I'm sorry. Your post was very long and the events referenced occurred well before my time. That was rude of me. Go on.



Wait, does this have anything at all to do with that time when Hillary Clinton had Vince Foster killed and then made it look like a suicide?


Because that was pretty shady.

Oh..I see.

By that same measure you have no idea who won the Revolutionary War then?




Go to u-tube.....see for yourself;don't believe me.






















By the way--I mean the Kennedy thing and not the R-War.

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But they were smart.


I mean you could not have done this by the book; the way they should have. You could have never secreted Oswald away and then have to announce----"Oh boy. Someone shot him..he died.Oh well."


This way everyone in the world knew it was done by a crazed rogue element of the mafia.

And you knew they would believe it..one way or another.





Like I said...fine work.

[Mortimer]

The Elvis Impersonator is trying to find out who won the Revolutionary War.


Godspeed.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

The Elvis Impersonator is trying to find out who won the Revolutionary War.


Godspeed.

That is not even clever. Finish your story please.












Oh, you're done?





















Mahvolous

[Mortimer]

Take your disingenuous tripe back upstairs.

[Rudeboyelvis]

KGB's going to hear about this












Mark my words

[Mortimer]

Is there anything he doesn't hear?



OK...Oswald did it all be himself.


So did the collective American people.

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I will be all alone Thanksgiving...as per usual.My Mother and sisty ugly--I mean lovely sister now live in Florida and my other sisty ugly I mean lovely sister now lives in North Carolina.

All my friends now hate me,so no one invited me for Thanksgiving.



But I will be enjoying the day with my forest creatures.We will be having hot dogs and Campbells chicken soup;given I don't have any more food accidents....etc.


Also..I am no longer under medical care as my doctors now hate me,too.


As a final farewell to those imbeciles I put smiley faces on on all their inkblots.

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Ya know..(ror!) we here at the ....CAH-SOL....enjoy cool nights.

Yes.

We do.


Not arctic air ,25 inches of snow belt friggin' lake snow.



But anyhoo.....that brings to mind this old ....CAH-SOL...standard.I'll tell you what I do when listening to this one. I am sitting on a chair and not floating in the air for this---by the way.

If I may say so without sounding like a pin head...I excel at dancing;so I dance in my chair to this. I sway my torso side to side,do an easy shimmy and bounce up and down using the power of my lower abs,pelvic girdle assembly and,of course,the buttocks.And...my head wobbles-- some.At about 2:30 seconds that guitar solo really makes it wobble.







I just thought of something.






I must really look stupid doing this.





But it's fun.


So..why don't you try it? Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw

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HAY!!



I just imagined a forest fairy dancing to this!

Isn't that great!?




Yes...at the beginning she is buzzing down aiming to land in a glen on soft brush.



But she makes a boo boo and lands on a stone with a thud...right on her dupa.







But then she starts dancing and it really,really looks great----really,really.



OK.....just thought I'd mention it.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.

Look at Arletta and listen to this.







I'm wobbling all over.

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She dances to it!!!!


In her chair!!!!

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I just noticed something.

Directly behind me ,about --oh---say 25 feet away is a basement window.It's ..like sunken.You know----has one of those wells around it.

Anyhoo----3 chipmunks,5 birdies and the heads of 2 deer are watching me!!



Maybe I don't look so stupid.




Oh.

I know what it is.




They are looking at Arletta's photo.

I can't blame them.







Oh Mr.Hossy........don't bother with the retching act---OK?

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Gee...look at that time...mm-mm-mmm.




I'm going to play it one last round and look at Arletta's photo.

This is like SSSSSO Q-L.

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Gosh..it's hard to leave.Look at that face...that smile.....the way she folds her pretty little hands together.




And I'm stuck with this stuffed zebra.

I shouldn't say that.

He is my only friend.




But I am going to go now.....just one more time..one more and that's it.

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Gosh such a beautiful little face......I wish I never got this idea.

Do you see how she seems to so sweetly say---"Hi!I am new here."



Last time....one last time. Then I must go.I have hot dogs and chicken soup to prepare.

[TheSpyder]

Might you be related to Dr. Doolittle? I think you must have a way with the creatures.....sure seem to, ya know!?

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I just noticed something.

Directly behind me ,about --oh---say 25 feet away is a basement window.It's ..like sunken.You know----has one of those wells around it.

Anyhoo----3 chipmunks,5 birdies and the heads of 2 deer are watching me!!



Maybe I don't look so stupid.




Oh.

I know what it is.




They are looking at Arletta's photo.

I can't blame them.







Oh Mr.Hossy........don't bother with the retching act---OK?

[Mortimer]

I lied.

I did it 5 more times.


Hi,'Pydah.


I am Mr.DoLots.

But thank you for your observation.

[TheSpyder]

I think I've got it...

I believe you are the love child of Dr. Doolittle and Ms Doughtfire..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGaPM...eature=related

[TheSpyder]

Hey 'Orte'

Have a good chicken soup day...gobble, gobble....I mean Slurp, Slurp

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I lied.

I did it 5 more times.


Hi,'Pydah.


I am Mr.DoLots.

But thank you for your observation.