Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

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^^^Thebby's biatch

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Shut up,Mayson.

[Payson Dave]

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ha-ha

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The latest: 2007 investigation of Franklin....CAH-SOL.It has really great EVP.


http://www.clevelandsupernatural.com/index.html

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I have come to the conclusion that imbeciles are a whole lot more common than ghosts...or spirits.


A couple of insane people here I have talked to about the subject say they prefer that term...spirits.


I prefer the term charlatans.


Unless, of course, someone here has had actual sightings......which I don't believe anyone has.

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As if I needed to prove spirits don't putz around with humans. ..just listen to those ridiculous EVP's at that sight.Also..some of those "incredible " photos.


The recordings could be saying almost anything..and could be said by anyone. The photos " images" are the same thing I can find in clouds,trees and cereal boxes anytime I want.


What a huge scam this stuff is.

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And "orbs."




Geez...give me a break already.

orbs = hot farts

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Well it's a better explanation than these expert investigators give.


I use to see those all the time when high on dope....so did everyone else I knew.


Hallucinations is what they are. Caught on camera and they became someone blowing bubbles.

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See?

Not one poster has come forward to tell of their ghostly experience.


That's because there aren't any.

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Of course..maybe some of you who had them were captured by Phil and Ethel ( they are alien creatures--don''t ya know) and were brought to their UFO where your memories were erased.

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Are any of you alone right now?...in the night---where it's dark?



I want you to demand a spirit gives you a distinct sign they are present.

Go ahead and do this thing.

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snort!!

I know where I'm not posting for a while.

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Anyways...I just did. And I'm in a big ol' house...all alone..in the night---where it's dark.

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Oh...I just think I heard EVP upstairs.

Good---I have to go out for Marlboro Ultras anyways...so I'll check that first.





There better not be any ghosts here when I get back.

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OK..the EVP upstairs was just the tely which I had forgot I left on.



GhostHunters would have said no one touched it..it turned itself on.

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This thread is scary.

But not as scary as playing the races without looking at Thunderdan's blog. Check it out!!!

http://runningacesharness.blogspot.com

BOO!!


Dan's a funny guy. Is he a Padlock poster?

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yes sir. He's made quite the splash his first few days. He's pimping his blog in every thread in the padlock and selections he posts in. I figured you might want to see it.

Thank you big time.

He's pick 4 strategy is to die for.How are you doing against Arnold Rothstein in that contest?

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This new member---Dydaylanir----I already don't like them.