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Old 08-24-2006, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Okay then, yeah I handicap either with music or with movies in the background.

But i'm now leaning more towards a new concept, the holy grail of handicapping..... making love while handicapping. Imagine the possibilites?

"Do you think the seven could be the lone speed in the ninth?"

(Panting) "What? What did you say"

(louder) "I said do you like the seven in the ninth"

(moaning) "Oh, Oh, no not really. He is just cheap speed"

(more moaning) "ohhh, ok then, come on, faster you idiot"


It may be hard to handicap more than one race, but then again, who really cares?
Oh you answered!

Handicapping? Hell, I wanted you to answer the lovemaking question.

Good answer..... perhaps we should try it.
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