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Old 10-29-2008, 08:51 AM
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I'll see what I can do.



If it's filled up...what about 2 weeks on a Gentlemens Pirate Ship?
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:49 AM
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I'll see what I can do.



If it's filled up...what about 2 weeks on a Gentlemens Pirate Ship?

anything... Right now if you were selling lifetime Vacay's to Hell I'd sign up.
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:52 AM
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anything... Right now if you were selling lifetime Vacay's to Hell I'd sign up.
WHOA!

That is bad.



Why don't you get a 3 day medical leave? Tell them your specialst is in Cleveland.....and come up and see me.

I could turn you...you know I could.














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Old 10-29-2008, 09:57 AM
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Mah dick's really big.

Honest...wouldn't kid ya.


It's frightened off many a potential prey.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:09 AM
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OK ladies....I'll turn my pm on.


Photos are available.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:17 AM
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WHOA!

That is bad.



Why don't you get a 3 day medical leave? Tell them your specialst is in Cleveland.....and come up and see me.

I could turn you...you know I could.









Okay I'm there! & you've turned me long ago....

Its just every other man out there I havent turned for yet. Except KGB of course.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:20 AM
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Okay I'm there! & you've turned me long ago....

Its just every other man out there I havent turned for yet. Except KGB of course.



They call it...Dildo-Be-Gone up here.



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Old 10-29-2008, 10:27 AM
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They call it...Dildo-Be-Gone up here.




whats a dildo?
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:33 AM
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whats a dildo?

And you call yourself a lesbian?


Don't you employ it's use in lieu of....the other thing?
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