Question: Arizona's Olson reportedly stepping down

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

God damn it I may have to go out there and straighten out this mess. If they will let me bring Leo to maintain the court, King Glorious to do scouting reports, peegarden to do the players homework for them and Scavs to round up the hookers for the post game parties I will take the job.

Sports and Leisure majors have to know how to:

1. Properly clean, maintain and wax gym floors... check, I can help.
2. The variety of cocktail drinks I would have to learn how to mix.... and the paper umbrellas? Kev... help?