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Old 10-26-2008, 05:00 PM
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Why you got to lie like that. Neither of you want the Gov't in charge of much.
if the govt is run by folks like her, hell no i don't want them in charge of anything!! she's a moron, and far too right for me. why does it always come down to politics with you, sheesh.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:36 PM
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i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:38 PM
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She's not going to rub my belly.
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:39 PM
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She's not going to rub my belly.
do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?
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Old 10-26-2008, 05:43 PM
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do you kick your leg if someone rubs your belly?
Why..yes.

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Try rubbing a little south of there and you will really see some action.
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:09 PM
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She's not going to rub either location.
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:42 PM
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She's not going to rub either location.
sorry mort-just don't think hubby would understand.
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:42 PM
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i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
Tell her a hunting joke.
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:53 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"
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Old 10-27-2008, 01:25 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??










A: Nothing! They both shout "Drill, Baby, Drill"

hmmmm....not bad... How about,


Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's left ear and her vagina?









A: Only some of the things that go into her vagina immediately depart through her right ear....










actually this makes no sense, but you get the point.....
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:56 PM
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i told the joke to my daughter, she was less than amused as well.
Where did he say he heard the joke? Howard Stern? O.K.? That's a pretty specific audience. This is 180 degrees away from Bob Hope's humor. Those are the 2 extremes of humor. Not funny, and funny(but inappropriate.)
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:00 PM
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Try again?

Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: While her mouth chants "USA,USA,USA", her vagina can only plead "Drill, Baby, Drill"
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:03 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a (patriotic) stunt, while her vagina is a (Christian) ****
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:16 PM
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??





A: Her mouth is a cunning stunt, while her vagina is a stunning c unt
i have no idea where you were going with the original post so i fixed it.
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:18 PM
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[quote=Mike]Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

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My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:22 PM
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[quote=SCUDSBROTHER]
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

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My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
That's pretty good, better than mine

One thing that's great is imagining which one has the lipstick

The other great thing is Scuds floating these Q&A's by his mom
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:41 PM
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[quote=SCUDSBROTHER]
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Q: What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina??

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My mom had a guess: "LIPSTICK"
that's what my son said...
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