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Old 10-21-2008, 09:05 PM
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Oh that's just great.


I ask a gas station attendant for information about the perpetual motion machine.

I don't know why I bother.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:14 PM
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Oh that's just great.


I ask a gas station attendant for information about the perpetual motion machine.

I don't know why I bother.

What was the attendant's answer?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:15 PM
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What was the attendant's answer?



I haven't been paying much attention to the B.C.. I am looking forward to seeing the Distaff with Zenyatta. The only other horse that caught my eye is Only Answer in the Turf Sprint.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:16 PM
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I haven't been paying much attention to the B.C.. I am looking forward to seeing the Distaff with Zenyatta. The only other horse that caught my eye is Only Answer in the Turf Sprint.

So we both like that horse in the sprint! She's a WINNAH!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:17 PM
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So we both like that horse in the sprint! She's a WINNAH!!!!!!!!

This isn't going to happen again.






Bye.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:18 PM
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Bye.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:05 AM
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I have decided not to do the BC thing this year.


I don't deserve it---I am swine.
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:01 PM
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3rd (12:35) Sentient Flight Group Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Sprint

7 Furlongs (All Weather Track) | Fillies and Mares | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000



Projectile vomiting.











Magnificience


Not with my six pence.


Crink-el...

trash can.



Indyanne

Hoosier trainer?


Crinkle...

Trash can.



Intangaroo


Oh poo.


Crinkle...

trash can.





Lady Sprinter

Captain Obvious.


Crinkle...

trash can.



Indian Blessing


3rd place in the Central..

Crinkle...trash can




Zaftig


Oh my God.

Crinkle...

trash can.







Dream Rush


Loooking good!!






Tiz Elemental


Yes..it tiz.

Crinkle...

trash can.





Dearest



Mommy.

Crinkle..

trash can.






Miraculous


Not.



Crinkle...

trash can.








Jazzy




Bettah!!








Ventura


Great highway.

Pity.


Crinkle...

trash can.








Tizzy's Tune



Thank our luckies there's no link.


Crinkle...

trash can.








La Tee



You've got to be kidding me.



Crink-el...


trash can.




7-11

I like it.
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:32 PM
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4th (1:15) Grey Goose Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies Turf

1 Mile (Turf) | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000



Someone kill me.











April Pride

Cha-Ching!!






Laragh

Hey Edgah!!


Retiah already!!


Crink-el...

trash can.





Maram


Will find the tiring rivals a challenge.


Crinkle...

trash can.




C Karma



Hari Rum Nah!!

Gimme a friggin' break.



Crinkle...


trash can.






Emmy Darling



Kiss-Kiss!...Hug-Hug!




Crinkle-Crinkle!!


Trash can-Trash can!!








Freedom Rings



Oh really?



Crinkle...


trash can.





Consequence



Oh yes...if you crinkle...you trash can.


Crinkle...


trash can.




Sugar Mom


Ya baby!



Crinkle...


trash can.




Renda



Hep me.


Crinkle...


trash can.









Beyond Our Reach


Boy I'LL say



Crinkle...

trash can.




Saucey Evening



2 Carlas in a horse suit.




Crinkle...

trash can.







Heart Shaped



BANG-O!!










1-8.


Don't be late.
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