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Old 10-21-2008, 08:59 PM
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Who do you like in the men's BC Juvy?
There are no men in the Juvy, only boys.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:00 PM
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Ma'am...please.

I'm in no mood for your nonsense.

Who do you like!
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:02 PM
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This is getting nowhere fast.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:03 PM
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God!


Never Mind!
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:04 PM
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I haven't been paying much attention to the B.C.. I am looking forward to seeing the Distaff with Zenyatta. The only other horse that caught my eye is Only Answer in the Turf Sprint.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:05 PM
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Oh that's just great.


I ask a gas station attendant for information about the perpetual motion machine.

I don't know why I bother.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:14 PM
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Oh that's just great.


I ask a gas station attendant for information about the perpetual motion machine.

I don't know why I bother.

What was the attendant's answer?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:15 PM
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What was the attendant's answer?



I haven't been paying much attention to the B.C.. I am looking forward to seeing the Distaff with Zenyatta. The only other horse that caught my eye is Only Answer in the Turf Sprint.
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Ma'am...please.

I'm in no mood for your nonsense.

Who do you like!

What are you in the mood for?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:06 PM
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What are you in the mood for?
Is that a leading question?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:07 PM
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Oh phooey.

I should have said.....Is your pus.sy SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!?
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:11 PM
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I should not have said that I should have said that.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:12 PM
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But then again....you never know if you don't ask.

So I do stand by that query.
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