opinion noir

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Will the real Chris Darden please rise.

I choose to sit thank you. I can gift wrap only so many roofies standing.







I will be meandering along the banks of the Schuykill...









DO NOT ask for me by name....

[Mortimer]

Please..you're a nomadic sloth.

[Mortimer]

That means he's getting nowhere slow.






Like Mr. Darden....The Philalephia Snory.

[Rudeboyelvis]

You sir, have ONCE AGAIN myopically underestimated the meandering efficiency of THIS former District Attorney- which in all honesty has become a problem as of late

See the one eyed Norwegian at the pier. He can help. But for God's sake approach him from his good side.

[Mortimer]

I did not know Marcia Clark was a horsey fan.