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10-18-2008, 12:18 PM
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Stupid KGB.
I'm invisible and he doesn't even know it. I know this..I'm giving a HUGE kissy-poo to Arletta . And old wart face is going to get vaporized. Yes...dumb azz My Pusssy's SSSSSSO HOT! For TV is in my gun sights. I wonder if Coach BikiniBriefs has the Giants giving 7.5 again? A-HAHAHAHAHAHA. 
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10-18-2008, 02:52 PM
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I would like to welcome one of the the great names in the Schmoozing Industry to The....CAH-SOL...today....Carla Rheostat.Let's give her a big hand.
Carlah ,Dahling!....kiss-kiss....hug-hug.Please--sit down. Well not on the floor! There..in that chair. ( God!) Anyhoo....Carla..great having you here. Why,thank you Morty-poo. It's a real thrill being on your fine BettahThanThePandasProgram. And----may I say you are still the sexiest man in the entire universe? Why....yes.You may. Oh I'm kidding...but thanks evah so much. It's not hard to see how you have been such a success at schmoozing.And ,by the way.....uh....you know I had Christina Rossetti on my fine program a few months back,but I did not realize she was dead. And so....you're not dead...are you? Oh no...not at all...but funny you should ask. Why it was just a few nights ago that Andrew asked me that same question in bed. Ah dunno. Ah...good deal. OK----Carla,besides schmoozing I understand you're quite the ticket in horsey racing handicapping. Is this true? Oh yaaaz.....I appear on a national i-net handicapping show. EAUXH?....I mean ....Oh? Well...how have you done? Oh ,Mortimer---you know me. I hate to brag Oh now......I know that.....and that is why I have your record here right in front of me and I would like to share it with YOU DO AND I WILL STAB YOU RIGHT IN YOUR EYE!!!!  Oh gosh...I'm so sorry,Mortimer.It's just that I'm so...modest. Yes. You know me.So..please. Let's keep that under wraps.Or else there will be a dead body on this show.....follow?? Uh.....why--yes. Ah do. ....oh for Heavens sakes, look at that time...would you? And so....let's get Carla the fucl< outa heah----I mean let's give Carla a big round of applause..thank you ,Dahling,for being here. Thank you,Mortykins. Kiss-Kiss......Hug-Hug....Lick-Lick.
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10-19-2008, 04:04 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KAbM...eature=related
Go to 6:40 ...watch the little snot say "bettah." rule-eng un ze flour! Gosh...is it me?
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#9
10-18-2008, 04:13 PM
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10-18-2008, 06:34 PM
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Dala Doo Dah has not been praising me enough here....I think it's because I broke up with her.
Therefore her and ( unfortunately) her Mother,Christina, must be punished.. MS. Doo Dah is the 23 year old daughter of Christina. Watch the film...you will know the rest. http://www.fugly.com/videos/7572/rev..._with_mom.html
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10-19-2008, 01:15 AM
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#14
10-19-2008, 01:24 AM
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Hybrid Mode
