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Old 10-16-2008, 03:12 AM
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Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening? Am I nuts...or What?


Whose woods these are I really don't care,
His house is, I guess, over there.
He will not see me stopping here,
At least I hope not as I intend to steal him blind.

Oh it's a hard way to make a living,
I wish there were a farmhouse near,
Between the woods and frozen lake,
But nooooOOOOOO.

So I can boost some firewood and maybe some fencing,
Soon the new day will be commencing.
The only other sound's the .....sweep?
What the fucl< does that mean?

Oh well..at least the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But that doesn't mean much to my loanshark,
And he will break my legs if I don't pay the vig,
Repeat above.


Maybe I should have stuck with inventing paraphanlia.

Phooey.


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Old 10-21-2008, 03:50 PM
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waiting for Mortys selections so I can put them on my IGGY list.
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:14 PM
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My child..please...this is SnowyWoods















Eat me.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:24 PM
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What happen to Franny?
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:42 PM
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Oh the old witch ran out on me...didn't even leave a note.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:47 PM
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Well at least some good would come out of it
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:48 PM
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Well?....go ahead.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:51 PM
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He's bluffing...as per usual.




I'm leaving.
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:58 PM
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What happen to Franny?
Hello Mr. Cat...have fun on your date today...

Pet all those beautiful horseys for me...you can do that can't you?

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I could tell you guys where she is. But I'd have to kill you afterwards.
Hossy almost spilled the beans...I am incognito and on a secret mission.
And yes Hossy if you tell my whereabouts I will have to kill you and I do KNOW where to find you...
btw..the rendezvous is still set for the 14th, 15th or 16th...don't tell anyone...code word is etouffee...remember don't tell anyone or you will self destruct.

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Oh the old witch ran out on me...didn't even leave a note.
LIAH, LIAH....pants and pud on fire!!!!!

But uh Macadamia..have you been up to your menacing tricks again and I have missed all the fun....

ROR has it snowed...we know you love that.

MMSC don't fall down and pass out from the horsey love when you see the Duke or Henry....

OK it's time to play.....I'm very excited to see the beautiful horseys today!!!
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:04 PM
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Franny..you jezzy.

Leave and don't say word one to me.Then come back to announce you are meeting sissy Hossy?



I don't blame you,though. You don't have the courage to meet me because you couldn't resist the animal magnetism I possess....you know I would be in you so fast it would make your head spin dry.


And you would love it....as much as you fear it.

Now leave me alone.
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:13 PM
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Franny..you jezzy.

Leave and don't say word one to me.Then come back to announce you are meeting sissy Hossy?



I don't blame you,though. You don't have the courage to meet me because you couldn't resist the animal magnetism I possess....you know I would be in you so fast it would make your head spin dry.


And you would love it....as much as you fear it.

Now leave me alone.
NOPE NOT EVAH....... if you think Care-lah is jealous...hahahahaha....

I see you have been enaging in trysts with those other hussies...

What about you..huh..huh.... BOTH of my secret decoders have been all this time and not even a meep..meep

but ah did tell you where to meet, who lacks the courage...
so you didn't want to scaredy cat and Hossy stepped up to the game.

So anyways...who have you been menacing, has it been fun???
Can't catch up right now...tooooooo many beautiful horseys to watch today.
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