Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[my miss storm cat]

[quote=prudery]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...

He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.

[Mortimer]

[quote=my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by prudery

He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.

She's in quarantine having sniffed enough blow to bury Antarctica 4 more times.

[Mortimer]

I can't find my zebra!!

Fucl<age.



A paranoid schizophrenic who has built up a resistance to the pills that Mother didn't give me and now can't find his zebra is doomed.






But I'll think of something.

[Mortimer]

Boy did I.




I took 2 NoDoze.

Being dyslexic can be a real problem.



Maybe this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqwYrbwHeM






or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUlClqrTjA









or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgzXvJdVw4




ooooooooooooooooo-KAY!!

[geeker2]

She now also has a theme song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYptXPHiAE

[Mortimer]

BLECH!!



Another Coach Skirt production.

Boy that J-Cash could wail....aye?

Morticia was up all night thinking about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gj9uEeuDtQ

[Mortimer]

This video song just oozes poetry all over....don't ya think?


It could almost be titled The Marriage of DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka...eature=related

[Mortimer]

There may be many ways to leave your lover, but there's only one way to leave this place




On the wings of a locust headed for a fine Mickey's fishy sandwich.

[geeker2]

Fine work Morty !

[Mortimer]

Thank you,El Geekah.



Mickey's drive thru nice people are so easy to fool:






Welcome to Mickey's..may I help you?

Why...yes.

You may.

I should tell you, though..I am with the Ohio Dept. of Drive Thru Safety. ....and I can spot ..uh...4,5......6. Yes. 6 vio----no. 37 violations here from where I sit.

( dead silence)


The thing is......if I sniff a FRESH fishy sandwich it affects my body chemistry and I forget all the violations I have spotted in the last 5 minutes.

Know what ahm thayin' ?













Wok good.

[Mortimer]

His ONLY work in sometime..


rule-eng en leff-eng!!




!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Mortimer]

SportyFans....do not look at the Dala Doo Dah video.




I should take it down.

It will bring you to the edge of woody-cardial fribulation....and back......but only back to where you were and then your little body will fracture into 10,000 tiny pieces.. and then quiver in place.......followed by a massive frump to the very floor you were standing on..... offering listening ears a barely audible...........................thud.

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.





I ignored my very own words and watched it again.


















fracture



































quiver























frump











































thud

[Mortimer]

I've soured on the Altypie name.





blech

I need to put a lot more into her......name.

She's a toughy.

[Mortimer]

I KNOW!!


She reminds me a lot of Christina Rossetti.






So Christina it is.

That's final.

[Mortimer]

You can almost smell the fishy fry.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CZNu...eature=related

[Mortimer]

You know,SportyFans................................... ..............oh forget it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vnrg...eature=related

[Mortimer]

Here's another you may like.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JDN5...eature=related


Maybe not.






So fucl< you.