Franklin.........................CAH-SOL....... - Page 87

Mortimer · #**1721** 10-14-2008, 03:00 AM

I can't find my zebra!!

Fucl<age.

A paranoid schizophrenic who has built up a resistance to the pills that Mother didn't give me and now can't find his zebra is doomed.

But I'll think of something.

Mortimer · #**1722** 10-14-2008, 03:46 AM

Boy did I.

I took 2 NoDoze.

Being dyslexic can be a real problem.

Maybe this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqwYrbwHeM

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUlClqrTjA

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgzXvJdVw4

ooooooooooooooooo-KAY!!

geeker2 · #**1723** 10-14-2008, 08:47 AM

She now also has a theme song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYptXPHiAE

Mortimer · #**1724** 10-14-2008, 10:37 AM

BLECH!!

Another Coach Skirt production.

Boy that J-Cash could wail....aye?

#**1725** 10-14-2008, 10:42 AM

Morticia was up all night thinking about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gj9uEeuDtQ

Mortimer · #**1726** 10-14-2008, 10:48 AM

Steven H. Crist.

Starting a little early today..no?

And the cow goes moo and the cat goes meow and the Coach goes duh......and thaaat's --the way it goes.

Mortimer · #**1727** 10-14-2008, 11:07 AM

Got it!

AllTheYoungPrudes.

Or

Alltyp.

Maybe Alltypie is more bettah.

Mortimer · #**1728** 10-14-2008, 11:12 AM

And lets go with Dala Doo Dah.

Yes.

Wok good.

Can't you see all the special girls here dancing en mass to CrossCutSaw?

Boy I can.

Yow.

Mortimer · #**1729** 10-14-2008, 11:26 AM

Here's your LunchTimeBuddy for today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgCqP...eature=related

Mortimer · #**1730** 10-14-2008, 11:37 AM

I am a still life choreographer.

Mortimer · #**1731** 10-14-2008, 11:44 AM

Here's one that still gets a lot of requests at the...CAH-SOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdBJUHCpm7M

Mortimer · #**1732** 10-14-2008, 11:48 AM

What thoughts go through your mind on this last one?

Tell me.

Mortimer · #**1733** 10-14-2008, 11:49 AM

I think of dahncing with UnclyTrust in that piano chorus.

Mortimer · #**1734** 10-14-2008, 11:56 AM

This video song just oozes poetry all over....don't ya think?

It could almost be titled The Marriage of DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka...eature=related

Mortimer · #**1735** 10-14-2008, 12:17 PM

There may be many ways to leave your lover, but there's only one way to leave this place

On the wings of a locust headed for a fine Mickey's fishy sandwich.

geeker2 · #**1736** 10-14-2008, 02:01 PM

Fine work Morty !

Mortimer · #**1737** 10-14-2008, 02:19 PM

Thank you,El Geekah.

Mickey's drive thru nice people are so easy to fool:

Welcome to Mickey's..may I help you?

Why...yes.

You may.

I should tell you, though..I am with the Ohio Dept. of Drive Thru Safety. ....and I can spot ..uh...4,5......6. Yes. 6 vio----no. 37 violations here from where I sit.

( dead silence)

The thing is......if I sniff a FRESH fishy sandwich it affects my body chemistry and I forget all the violations I have spotted in the last 5 minutes.

Know what ahm thayin' ?

Wok good.

Mortimer · #**1738** 10-14-2008, 02:41 PM

His ONLY work in sometime..

rule-eng en leff-eng!!

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mortimer · #**1739** 10-14-2008, 02:46 PM

SportyFans....do not look at the Dala Doo Dah video.

I should take it down.

It will bring you to the edge of woody-cardial fribulation....and back......but only back to where you were and then your little body will fracture into 10,000 tiny pieces.. and then quiver in place.......followed by a massive frump to the very floor you were standing on..... offering listening ears a barely audible...........................thud.

Mortimer · #**1740** 10-14-2008, 03:28 PM

Oh my God.

I ignored my very own words and watched it again.

fracture

quiver

frump

thud