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Old 10-14-2008, 01:38 AM
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Oh for God's sakes.


You,too!?



Oh well....you always were such a ham sandwich.

You KNOW the 3 is the ticket out for you---right?

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







Nighty-poo.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:40 AM
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Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?




Something to sleep on.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:41 AM
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[quote=Mortimer]Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:43 AM
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[quote=prudery]
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Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...
He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:51 AM
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[quote=my miss storm cat]
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He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.


She's in quarantine having sniffed enough blow to bury Antarctica 4 more times.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:00 AM
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I can't find my zebra!!

Fucl<age.



A paranoid schizophrenic who has built up a resistance to the pills that Mother didn't give me and now can't find his zebra is doomed.






But I'll think of something.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:46 AM
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Boy did I.




I took 2 NoDoze.

Being dyslexic can be a real problem.



Maybe this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqwYrbwHeM






or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUlClqrTjA









or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgzXvJdVw4




ooooooooooooooooo-KAY!!
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:56 AM
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This video song just oozes poetry all over....don't ya think?


It could almost be titled The Marriage of DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka...eature=related
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:17 AM
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There may be many ways to leave your lover, but there's only one way to leave this place




On the wings of a locust headed for a fine Mickey's fishy sandwich.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:41 PM
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His ONLY work in sometime..


rule-eng en leff-eng!!




!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:46 PM
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SportyFans....do not look at the Dala Doo Dah video.




I should take it down.

It will bring you to the edge of woody-cardial fribulation....and back......but only back to where you were and then your little body will fracture into 10,000 tiny pieces.. and then quiver in place.......followed by a massive frump to the very floor you were standing on..... offering listening ears a barely audible...........................thud.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:41 AM
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ror!.....BrownSugah definitely sees things.

Her hallucinations are quite renown as well as extraordinary.






And now...I must go.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:42 AM
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[quote=Mortimer]Oh for God's sakes.

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







It is a girl horsie currently ... We are just friends ...
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