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Old 10-14-2008, 02:35 AM
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I would be remrs....phooey....I mean remiss in not playing a song in honor of the board Italian hot hipped, moving dupa target with A#1 shimmy shivers.....



...BrownSugah.

If you have strong noodle imagery ----this is woody-fying.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4HOGhysjLg
Oh thank you, Dear. Good Lord he was just too sexy back in those Exile on Main St. days!

I came to check on you... wanted to show you this.
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5 1/2 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

1 Frolic's Dream Bridgmohan J V 116 L
2 Glitter City Beckner D V 120 L
3 R Brown Sugar Lopez P 116 L
4 Sailing Time Cruz M R 116 L
5 Hal's Kat Montalvo C 116 Blk-On L
6 A Day for Dancing Lanerie C J 120 L
7 Tavata Solis A 114 FTL

I see you're having a playdate with Prudery (hi Dahlink!).

How grand!

Smoochies.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:38 AM
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Oh thank you, Dear. Good Lord he was just too sexy back in those Exile on Main St. days!

I came to check on you... wanted to show you this.
4th (2:18) Cassidy S.

5 1/2 Furlongs | Fillies | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $100,000

1 Frolic's Dream Bridgmohan J V 116 L
2 Glitter City Beckner D V 120 L
3 R Brown Sugar Lopez P 116 L
4 Sailing Time Cruz M R 116 L
5 Hal's Kat Montalvo C 116 Blk-On L
6 A Day for Dancing Lanerie C J 120 L
7 Tavata Solis A 114 FTL

I see you're having a playdate with Prudery (hi Dahlink!).

How grand!

Smoochies.
Hey girlfriend ... Yes, he was the hottest little androgen ... And how's by you ????

Mortimer thinks I am OLD----you can tell him otherwise, as you have seen me ...

Girls just wanna have fun ...
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:42 AM
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Hey girlfriend ... Yes, he was the hottest little andgrogen ... And how's by you ????

Mortimer thinks I am OLD----you can tell him otherwise, as you have seen me ...

Girls just wanna have fun ...
Old? You?

MORTE GO TO YOUR ROOM!

No dear, my good friend Prudery would fit right in on your Beulah thread so be NICE to her or it's your damned loss!

Nighty night Ms. Prudery, Diva. Have fun in the Cah Sol!
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:49 AM
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From high up top in the attic ballroom of Franklin ...CAH-SOL......this is Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy signinng off.


This is awful..by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd_O7KElujc


A certain board female trio putzing around with a wasabe.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:38 AM
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Oh for God's sakes.


You,too!?



Oh well....you always were such a ham sandwich.

You KNOW the 3 is the ticket out for you---right?

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







Nighty-poo.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:40 AM
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Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?




Something to sleep on.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:41 AM
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[quote=Mortimer]Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:43 AM
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Could Prudery be NoseDrops come out of her shell?






Wrong .... Now go to sleep ...
He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:51 AM
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He means Snowdrops.

Do you remember katy? I think she's in London.

Okay bye you two.


She's in quarantine having sniffed enough blow to bury Antarctica 4 more times.
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Old 10-14-2008, 03:00 AM
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I can't find my zebra!!

Fucl<age.



A paranoid schizophrenic who has built up a resistance to the pills that Mother didn't give me and now can't find his zebra is doomed.






But I'll think of something.
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:56 AM
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This video song just oozes poetry all over....don't ya think?


It could almost be titled The Marriage of DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvka...eature=related
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:41 PM
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His ONLY work in sometime..


rule-eng en leff-eng!!




!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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ror!.....BrownSugah definitely sees things.

Her hallucinations are quite renown as well as extraordinary.






And now...I must go.
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Old 10-14-2008, 02:42 AM
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[quote=Mortimer]Oh for God's sakes.

That's one hot horsey you must do this thing with.







It is a girl horsie currently ... We are just friends ...
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