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Old 10-08-2008, 08:55 PM
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Let's try this.






Mortimer...this is Dannie.

Check your pm.

I'm hot for you,baby!

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Old 10-08-2008, 08:57 PM
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Mortimer...this is Dannie.

Check your pm.

I'm hot for you,baby!

isn't masturbation usually done in private?? er....can you say masturbation in here?
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isn't masturbation usually done in private?? er....can you say masturbation in here?
I think you can.

Are you waiting for me in private?
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:00 PM
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She will go into her insane attack mode any time now.....
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:01 PM
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I think you can.

Are you waiting for me in private?
i was talking about YOU!

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Old 10-08-2008, 09:02 PM
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i was talking about YOU!


Well I didn't think you were waiting there for PHIL !!
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:00 PM
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Mortimer...this is Dannie.

Check your pm.

I'm hot for you,baby!
Dammit Morton.
Quickly, to the saltpeter.
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:01 PM
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Dammit Morton.
Quickly, to the saltpeter.

ror!!


Da what!?




Is that some ancient cryptic talk there?
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:02 PM
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ror!!


Da what!?




Is that some ancient cryptic talk there?
you've never heard of saltpeter?!
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:03 PM
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you've never heard of saltpeter?!
Hey ...if salt is all it takes you got all you want on this weapon,baby.
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:04 PM
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Dannie...don't you ever get snorting mad!?
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:05 PM
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Dannie...don't you ever get snorting mad!?
yeah
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:04 PM
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lol
dude, it's not salt for your peter. it's something that lowers your libido. i think you should try to find some.
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:06 PM
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dude, it's not salt for your peter. it's something that lowers your libido. i think you should try to find some.
Well DEWdette...I think you need libido booster.


What an ice cube.


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Old 10-08-2008, 09:10 PM
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Hey ...if salt is all it takes you got all you want on this weapon,baby.
im crying.....
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:11 PM
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I think I had her right at the edge.



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Old 10-08-2008, 09:12 PM
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im crying.....
It was indeed very good.
Morton is the one and only.
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