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Old 10-08-2008, 08:42 PM
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don't stay up all night waiting for that.

OK.



Let's start over.







Say.........Mortimer---you big strong man----is there a way I can send you nude photos of myself tonight?
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:45 PM
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morty, drop the beer(s) and step away from the keyboard.
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:48 PM
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morty, drop the beer(s) and step away from the keyboard.
I do not drink.





OK.


Let's try this one.







Now say......I would like to give you a shout on the phone. What is your number? You will know it's me when I identify myself as Escort Number 43.
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:51 PM
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Soon ,I will have her in an evaporative state.



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Old 10-08-2008, 08:54 PM
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back to the original topic, i don't think mccain can win it. he made no moves after last night. my opinion of mccain last night is that he looked like a doddering old man.

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Old 10-08-2008, 08:55 PM
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Let's try this.






Mortimer...this is Dannie.

Check your pm.

I'm hot for you,baby!

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Old 10-08-2008, 08:57 PM
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Let's try this.






Mortimer...this is Dannie.

Check your pm.

I'm hot for you,baby!


isn't masturbation usually done in private?? er....can you say masturbation in here?
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:00 PM
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Let's try this.






Mortimer...this is Dannie.

Check your pm.

I'm hot for you,baby!

Dammit Morton.
Quickly, to the saltpeter.
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