Who got more tail, McCain/Obama

[Mike]

Could you remove that photo, Coachpants?

Not only are you gay, but you're into bestiality as well?

[Mike]

And isn't the moniker, Coach Pants, a bit odd. Sounds like a game a homosexual pedophile would play with a young boy, " Let's see if you can get Sgt. Coachpants to stand at attention"

[Mike]

I'm sorry, it's not beastiality.

Morty, what's the term for people who are into stuffed animals? Is it "fluffies"?

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