Ah wunder where Mortay was???

Mortimer · #1 09-17-2008, 09:58 AM

10 places I could have been:

10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.

And the number one place I could have been:

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR

plink

1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

GPK · #2 09-17-2008, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

10 places I could have been:

10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.

And the number one place I could have been:

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR

plink

1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

Antitrust32 · #3 09-17-2008, 10:20 AM

Very fine work sir

Mortimer · #4 09-17-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Very fine work sir

Thank you so much.

Now would you please turn around and show us your dupa?

GPK · #5 09-17-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

Hussy....I don't know about you, but I didn't even realize a certain sissy was even gone

Antitrust32 · #6 09-17-2008, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

agreed, also loved 9,4, and 1.

Mortimer · #7 09-17-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Number 8 is pretty damn funny. I give it OOOOO.5 Bogs.

Too,too kind.

I am thinking of replacing the warning signs with ...."Mr. Serlings Portal To Success....Andy---HURRY!!...HURRYHURRYHURRY!!!...YOU BETTER HURRY!!!'

Rileyoriley · #8 09-17-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

10 places I could have been:

10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.

And the number one place I could have been:

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR

plink

1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

Can't stay long but I'd just like to say the fringe benefits that go with #9 are to die for!