Ah wunder where Mortay was???

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10. Was last seen with Fate Lires and CP at DaHussy's Pud Enrichment Seminar.
9. Demanded his back from Hussy. Said weekend in mineral bath reversed pud enrichment.
8. Had closed door meeting with Wedgie and Romeo. Discused release of new book "How to F*ck with Fans Emotions"
7. Convinced Bron Bron to let him be his new agent
6. Had sudden desire to learn the game of gelf. KGB spent all weekend avoiding his phone calls
5. Swapped war stories with BTW while chasing 19 year old waitresses.
4. Shacked up with Skivs in hospital...last heard mumbling "no more enemas"
3. Tried bribing Uncly Trust for her pictures of Cajuhnator
2. Tried bribing KGB of his pictures of Uncly Trust.































1. Last seen boarding plane. Heading for the "How to make love to a sock, without getting emotionally attached" seminar hosted by DrugS