Snowy Woods

Mortimer · #1 09-10-2008, 12:23 AM

And so...........having become so influenced by the power of Screwjack........

He walked away from his poor troubled mind...........

.......having splattered it all over the wall with a .44 magnum.

It felt good.

There was no more pain...and no one to cry out loud for...anymore.

Rileyoriley · #2 09-10-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

And so...........having become so influenced by the power of Screwjack........

He walked away from his poor troubled mind...........

.......having splattered it all over the wall with a .44 magnum.

It felt good.

There was no more pain...and no one to cry out loud for...anymore.

There will be no bloody messes in the Snowy Woods my friend.

geeker2 · #3 09-10-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

And so...........having become so influenced by the power of Screwjack........

He walked away from his poor troubled mind...........

.......having splattered it all over the wall with a .44 magnum.

It felt good.

There was no more pain...and no one to cry out loud for...anymore.

Send me a PM..and I'll tell you the tale of someone close to me that exited that route.

shotgun

not good

not fair

not anything

cowgirlintexas · #4 09-10-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

Send me a PM..and I'll tell you the tale of someone close to me that exited that route.

shotgun

not good

not fair

not anything

Same here.. My best friend killed himself with a shot to the stomach

This really is'nt something to joke about.

geeker2 · #5 09-10-2008, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas

Same here.. My best friend killed himself with a shot to the stomach

This really is'nt something to joke about.

100% agree

FGFan · #6 09-11-2008, 12:26 PM

Really Geek and Cowgirl I agree, this is not something to fool about.

My friend shot herself almost 2 months to the day after Katrina, didn't completley succeed and the family had to ultimately pull the plug 2 weeks afterward. It was just awful and to this day completely baffles me.

Very bad form here Morty!!!!

btw...I don't have time to look it up right now...but screwjack is from Hunter Thompson...ya know the fear and loathing guy, don't know if that is a quote though.

Mortimer · #7 09-15-2008, 11:52 PM

Franny...zip it will you?

It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!

Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.

And so....blow me.

OK?

GPK · #8 09-16-2008, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Franny...zip it will you?

It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!

Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.

And so....blow me.

OK?

^^Sharing a bedpan with Scavs

Mortimer · #9 09-16-2008, 08:15 AM

Hello Hossy.

Still copying horsey picks off NYC's leading tour guide?

It's only fair since CP still copies off Mike Warren's tickler picks in fb.

Mix in a little KGB and you've got yourself a one way ticket out of town and straight into The Junkyard.

Don't get your hopes up......Thebby's smart as.s post guarantees I'm not coming back.

Antitrust32 · #10 09-16-2008, 08:22 AM

geeker2 · #11 09-16-2008, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Franny...zip it will you?

It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!

Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.

And so....blow me.

OK?

Yeah..he tried to fucl< his cat..which really made me wonder....... wtf?

..but welcome back anyway glad you didn't oft yourself or fucl< a cat - at least I hope not

Antitrust32 · #12 09-16-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

Yeah..he tried to fucl< his cat..which really made me wonder....... wtf?

..but welcome back anyway glad you didn't oft yourself or fucl< a cat - at least I hope not

no but hopefully he got some pu$$y

Mortimer · #13 09-16-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

no but hopefully he got some pu$$y

Ya the prices are a little high here.

Mortimer · #14 09-16-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2

Yeah..he tried to fucl< his cat..which really made me wonder....... wtf?

..but welcome back anyway glad you didn't oft yourself or fucl< a cat - at least I hope not

^^^^Has lifetime pass to Fish Market.

geeker2 · #15 09-16-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

^^^^Has lifetime pass to Fish Market.

TUNA baby TUNA!

FGFan · #16 09-16-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Franny...zip it will you?

NEVAH...hahahahahahaha

It is ,too, funny. Everything is funny.

And if you had the discipline to check out Screwjack you would know exactly what I meant. Thanks a lot for making me come back to mention that.

Well someone had to resurrect you..many were in shock and confusion you were missing...even BMP, even though he would never admit it.
BUT.....ahhhhh didn't say I had the discipline to check it out I just remembered something from Hunter Thompson. AH left it to the rest of the strange posters to pursue..HA...maybe you are Hunter Thompson... after all you are a ghost.

Oh and fine work Hossy and CP.

That back and forth was just as bad as watching the Romeo Crennel's back to back of ....Why did you go for 3 again!? Cause I couldn't go for 2 again!!

Of course nothing is funnier...not even suicide... than watching Todd Boekman run the option.

And so....blow me.

OK?

Mortimer · #17 09-16-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

Thank you ,Dahling.

I've missed your filthy pm's.

GPK · #18 09-16-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you ,Dahling.

I've missed your filthy pm's.

I beg of you....

please share them with a friend..

PUUUUUUUHLEEEEEEEEEEZE

FGFan · #19 09-16-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you ,Dahling.

I've missed your filthy pm's.

Well then did you turn it on as Steve-O demanded you do?

Missed you too DAWWWLLLINNNNN....

I think I'll go find some beads to celebrate your return....

Mortimer · #20 09-16-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'm leaving.

Take KGB with you.