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Old 09-03-2008, 02:40 PM
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Kissy-Kissy!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:41 PM
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SNORT!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:43 PM
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Sahib Benty!.........dumb fucl< Bob just shot your tree branch picking elephant!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:45 PM
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Don't worry Carl!!

BMH is due in Naples by 4.
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Old 09-03-2008, 02:47 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:06 PM
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Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?


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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:52 PM
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Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?
probably a wife beater...or in his case, a wives beater.
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:59 PM
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Fair and balanced

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Old 09-03-2008, 03:17 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Bush is saying:



Say ( !! )....aren't those tiny hookas them birdies are wearin' ?
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:31 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Yes ,Yes I understand i did the same thing with New Orleans


Uh..Oh Does George have a Pet ?

He used to it was called John Howard but they had to put him Down :-(
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:58 PM
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This just in...



..Reuters..........3:59 PM.....BentMahPud has been arrested....in Staples.....for vagrancy.......at the fish market....





....traces of bentonite have been found on his pud...we mean person....




.....but his pud appeared to be lifeless......un-named ( his wife and ewe) sources intimate the puds name is DeadSammy.....
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:14 PM
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I just went through this whole thread....call me crazy.....but ah diyud.








I snarfed my screen again!!!!




ror! and rule-eng en ze flour!!






GRADE JUB FELLERS!!!!
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