How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

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8/21/08 and 8/23/08 Results, How To Spank a Horse's Rear

8/21 Race 1 Saratoga: Bee Charmer got swatted out of midair by an unknown assailant while flying over the first hedge. -$55

8/23 The Travers Stakes: Pyro forgot to bring a match and Showed. And Tale of Ekati would make a better name for a movie than a horse. (2 in the loss column here). -$60

How To Spank a Horse's Rear statistics:
8/21 and 8/23 wagers: $115 bet, return $0
Total wagers to date: $406 bet, $154 return.
WPS record: 11 starts, 1-1-1. Mythical $2 win on each = $22 bet, return $5.60
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