How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

The doctor is in...

In my assessment of your present mental state, I have diagnosed that you have developed acute mental delusions Elmoelvis. Dimentia normally follows, then you will experience full blown chronic delium. I am sorry to inform you of this fact also Elmoelvis, but your newly diagnosed brain condition/malfunction is irrevesible. That's what you get for dropping out of school after the sixth grade, therefore never learning to cipher any better than Jethro Bodeen. Ought and ought makes ought Elmo.

I will call my brother the psychiatrist, Dr. SwineSmeller to work you in for a complete evalaution prior to your admission to the Florida state mental hospital, where an ongoing evaluation of your disease process will take place.

If the psychitriatric treatments at the state hospital proves no positive effects, I will refer you to my other brother the cranial specialist, Dr. SwineSmeller, for a complete lobotomy.

I also regret to inform you that your condition proves fatal in 99.9999% of all documented like cases.

Dr. SwineSmeller