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08-21-2008, 04:15 AM
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On break 8/22/08
I'll be out of town and away from the PC tomorrow, Friday the 22nd of August. I'll return for Saturday the 23rd's raceday. Dr. SwineSmeller
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08-21-2008, 05:43 AM
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Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson
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08-21-2008, 07:19 AM
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He absolutely removed one bet and change the dollar amount of another. Just like he did in his last thread where he bragged about a 23% roi then quickly closed it, now it is magically a 33% roi (counting place and show bets he never made), and those postings have been edited by him as well.
You're a sad, sad man, Dr. Pig. You should stick to picking last place horses, then running your mouth about how great you are. At least that's comedy. This is pathetic. Last edited by Rudeboyelvis : 08-21-2008 at 07:43 AM.
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#4
08-21-2008, 10:11 AM
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Time for an appointment with Dr. SwineSmeller.
The doctor is in...
In my assessment of your present mental state, I have diagnosed that you have developed acute mental delusions Elmoelvis. Dimentia normally follows, then you will experience full blown chronic delium. I am sorry to inform you of this fact also Elmoelvis, but your newly diagnosed brain condition/malfunction is irrevesible. That's what you get for dropping out of school after the sixth grade, therefore never learning to cipher any better than Jethro Bodeen. Ought and ought makes ought Elmo. I will call my brother the psychiatrist, Dr. SwineSmeller to work you in for a complete evalaution prior to your admission to the Florida state mental hospital, where an ongoing evaluation of your disease process will take place. If the psychitriatric treatments at the state hospital proves no positive effects, I will refer you to my other brother the cranial specialist, Dr. SwineSmeller, for a complete lobotomy. I also regret to inform you that your condition proves fatal in 99.9999% of all documented like cases. Dr. SwineSmeller Last edited by Dr.SwineSmeller : 08-21-2008 at 12:20 PM.
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08-21-2008, 10:30 AM
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What about the guy that got labotomized, did he get a refund?
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08-21-2008, 12:26 PM
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In reply...
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Now that I have accepted Elmo as my patient, it is important to know that all patient records will remain strictly unconfidential, as HIPPA laws do not apply in his case. Dr. SwineSmeller
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08-21-2008, 05:52 PM
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 Tell ya what, you've been exposed as nothing more than a dimwitted attention whore and a fraud. I can't add anything more to your brilliant insightful approach to handicapping and certainly can't match your mad, phat prognostigating skillz, ( after all you've managed 2 winners that weren't even money favorites in two full weeks and have more than twice as many win picks run dead last or second to last) so here's the deal - you win. I've had all the fun I care to have with ya... The floor is all yours, champ. I won't engage you in dialog and only post image macros after your daily failed attempts at trying to convince us that a horsey's great grand dad and the fact that someone over pays for a horse at a sale are all you need to go on ( luckily I've got an entire folder of failure pics!!) Good luck to you Dr.!!!
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08-24-2008, 11:24 PM
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8/21 and 8/23 Results, Saratoga
8/21/08 and 8/23/08 Results, How To Spank a Horse's Rear
8/21 Race 1 Saratoga: Bee Charmer got swatted out of midair by an unknown assailant while flying over the first hedge. -$55 8/23 The Travers Stakes: Pyro forgot to bring a match and Showed. And Tale of Ekati would make a better name for a movie than a horse. (2 in the loss column here). -$60 How To Spank a Horse's Rear statistics: 8/21 and 8/23 wagers: $115 bet, return $0 Total wagers to date: $406 bet, $154 return. WPS record: 11 starts, 1-1-1. Mythical $2 win on each = $22 bet, return $5.60 Dr. SwineSmeller
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