How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

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8/20/08 Results, How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga Race 9.

Icabad Crane runs a pitiful ugly dead last against the New York Breds as Tin Cup Chalice takes the Mr. New York title. Icabad gets a an F in home schooling, and the newly crowned flunkie will wear a dunce hat and sit in the corner until he is auctioned off as a three legged cart mule.

How To Spank a Horse's Rear Statistics:
Todays wager: $44 bet, return $0.
Toatl called wagers to date: $291.00 bet, return $154.00
WPS record: 8 start, 1-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each = $16 Bet, $5.60 return.
Dr. SwineSmeller

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8/21/08 How To Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller
Saratoga Race 1, a 2 3/8 mile hurdle event. Post 1:00 pm Eastern time.

Back on July 31st, I called a small wager on Irish bred Bee Charmer in a jumpers event at Saratoga. Bee Charmer gamely Showed that day at 5/2 sunrise odds. Today at Saratoga, Bee Chramer is back with another opportunity to jump his way into the winner's circle, and he is worthy of a betback while going at 4/1 on the sunrise line.

Bee Charmer was sired by an Amazonian grasshopper and his momma was a kangaroo.

Short and sweet...I'm getting the epinephrine pen primed, as Bee Charmer prepares to sting the field today at Saratoga with Ruby Walsh up top again!

I'll play the fine Irish jumping lad, Bee Charmer, for $55 to WIN. Go Baby Go!!

Dr. SwineSmeller