How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

It's nothing new - he conveniently misrepresents his results, as seen in his opening post of this thread:

He didn't have even close to 33% roi, yet took the time to try and make the case that he does it EVERY week of the year, hence the comparison to some 52 week fictious stock market average, or whatever a "like" week is supposed to mean. Regardless I counted 124.00 worth of bets yesterday prior to his clever editing.

In The Spotlight statistics:
Todays wagers: $44 bet, $144.00 return.

Total called wagers to date:$530 bet, $714.80 return. (+$184.80). Profit margin on all wagers=33%. Make that 35%.
Overall WPS record: 16 starts, 4-1-5. Mythical $2 Win on each= $32 bet, $42.00 return. Profit margin on wagers= 23%.


In reference to the above statistics You got your mouthy @ss whipped by my In The Spotlight thread and you just can't choke it down Elmoelvis.
But as I refigured, you are right about the profit % being wrong. It was not 33%, but indeed the tally was an even higher at a 35% profit margin of on all wagers.

You obviously disappointed your math teachers, so allow me to help your feeble mind Elmo...

$530 divided by 3 = $170 = 33.3% of $530., A third of any number (divide by 3) = 33.3%. So I was $14 above 33% line, making the final tally for my In The Spotlight thread a 35% profit margin on called wagers.

Now get lost Elmo...oh I forgot, you already have/are lost.

Dr. SwineSmeller.

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/20/08 Results, How To Spank a Horse's Rear, Saratoga Race 9.

Icabad Crane runs a pitiful ugly dead last against the New York Breds as Tin Cup Chalice takes the Mr. New York title. Icabad gets a an F in home schooling, and the newly crowned flunkie will wear a dunce hat and sit in the corner until he is auctioned off as a three legged cart mule.

How To Spank a Horse's Rear Statistics:
Todays wager: $44 bet, return $0.
Toatl called wagers to date: $291.00 bet, return $154.00
WPS record: 8 start, 1-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each = $16 Bet, $5.60 return.
Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/21/08 How To Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller
Saratoga Race 1, a 2 3/8 mile hurdle event. Post 1:00 pm Eastern time.

Back on July 31st, I called a small wager on Irish bred Bee Charmer in a jumpers event at Saratoga. Bee Charmer gamely Showed that day at 5/2 sunrise odds. Today at Saratoga, Bee Chramer is back with another opportunity to jump his way into the winner's circle, and he is worthy of a betback while going at 4/1 on the sunrise line.

Bee Charmer was sired by an Amazonian grasshopper and his momma was a kangaroo.

Short and sweet...I'm getting the epinephrine pen primed, as Bee Charmer prepares to sting the field today at Saratoga with Ruby Walsh up top again!

I'll play the fine Irish jumping lad, Bee Charmer, for $55 to WIN. Go Baby Go!!

Dr. SwineSmeller

[Slewbopper]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

In The Spotlight statistics:


$530 divided by 3 = $170 = 33.3% of $530., A third of any number (divide by 3) = 33.3%.


Dr. SwineSmeller.

After telling others to learn math, I suggest you follow your own advice.
$530 divided by 3 = $176.67