How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/18/08 Results and Recap, How To Spank a Horse's Rear
Delaware Park Race 6.

Strategy:
[quote].... the need for a single affordable power play to recoup yesterdays bank and pull even with a single calculated wager, while taking a high percentage swing. Yesterday, I played a $250,000 purchase (Sensational Score) and he Placed. Today, I'll attempt to corner a winning angle with a like play. [end quote]

Results:
Net Present Value's caclculator is perfectly calibrated, and the $250,000 shiney hiney says "cheese" after his rocket rail trip, therefore completing the angle play and putting my bank exactly $1 on the plus side in one swing following yesterdays opening 0 for 3 miss. Net Present Value pays $5.60 to WIN. (Came close, but no cigar, to pulling a double lick as exacta play, first time starter Sandbagin' Lover, gets up to show). +$154.00

Net Present Value announced his retirement from the Sport of Kings following his mug shot in the Deleware Park winner's circle with his "Team Who?", as the horse says that he will be taking a position on Obama's cabinet as Secretary of Finance this coming November. Good luck with that fancy pants!

How To Spank a Horse's Rear statistics:
Todays wager: $65 bet, return $154
Total wagers to date: Bet $153.00, return $154.00
WPS record: 4 starts, 1-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each= $8 bet, return $5.60.

Dr. SwineSmeller