How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

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8/17/08 Results and Recap, How To Spank a Horse's Rear

Race 2- The Del Mar lockmaster prematurely opened the flood gates, causing Mike Smith to lose his kayak paddle. Sadly he drowned on Rebel Creek and was washed downstream all the way to the Pacific Ocean. His chewed up boots were found not far off the LA coast by a shark fisherman. Asta la vista. -$28

Race 3- The $250,000 Sensational Score PLACED, prompting trainer Mike Mitchell to call the Keenland Sale hotline and demand his owners money back on the grounds that they obviously got ripped off. -$30

Race 9- Victor Espinoza forgot to bring his dark sunglasses that he was to planning to wear so to reduce the icy glare shining off Coolerator's neck, and consequently, Espinoza drove Coolerator straight into a telephone pole. -$30

How To Spank a Horse's Rear statistics:
Todays wagers: $88 bet, $0 return.
Total called wagers to date: $88 bet, return $0.
WPS record: 3 starts, 0-1-0. Mythical $2 Win on each= $6 Bet $0 return.
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