"In The Spotlight" with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/14/08 Del Mar results and recap, In The Spotlight.

In race 2, Mike Smith could only get about three good squirts in his milk bucket from Film Editor and the two goats were washed up early. Film Editors agent, Goofy, reports that Film Editor has also opted out of his racing contract and will be joining Jungle Cat on Disney's Tarzan set as a volunteer errand runner for the film room. Best of luck in that venture.

In race 3, team Beverly hillbillies said they couldn't love their goat more as She's A Real Keeper filled the milk bucket in a flash. The crew of hillbliies said that after the races they were all going to the theatre to watch a special 25 year anniversary showing of Deliverance. After the movie, Ned Beaty and Burt Reynolds will join the team on a commemorative float trip somewhere up in the Sierra Madres. She's A Real Keeper WINS and pays $4.00, $3.00, $2.20.

In race 5, Jerky Gomez pulled a groin when he got too excited as he loaded in the stall with Truthy. Jerky had to be replaced by substitute goatmilker J Rosario. Rosario was able to muster up just enough buttter to get Truthy's butter bucket filled first as the dynamic duo held at 8/1. Truthy WINS and pays $18.40, 8.20, $5.00.

In The Spotlight Stats:
Todays Wagers: $132, return $492.80.
Total Called Wagers to date: $486 bet, return $570.80.
WPS Record: 14 starts, 3-1-5. Mythical $2 Win Bet on Each= $28 bet, $27.60 return.
Dr. SwineSmeller