"In The Spotlight" with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

I'll let ya'll vote, do I take the Mount Kilauea kite string bungy jump or swim with the Pacific great white sharks? If I get my choice, can I borrow two dollars for a cheap boat ride?

Dead last twice today. Tried to beat the chalk, didn't happen. Oh well, the sun will rise tomorrow. Not the least discouraged. Picked 9 races so far, that equals a full card. It's not the first time I've lost to a full card. Four days deep and I'm behind, but the way I figure, I've got (whichever comes first) 26 more days left in a full month play to get back up, or go down $1000 in the bank first.

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Del Mar Race 2- It is now believed that horse dyslexia is contageous. After being sneezed on by Bahama Mama in the paddock, Chocolate Lava took a right in the first turn and was finally roped and tied after running wild and harassing the women down on the Sunset Strip. Ralston Purina LLC has offered Mona Talla a bid of $40 to salvage the beligerent three legged $400,000 cart mule at the Del Mar Dud Sale.

Del Mar Race 3- In The Poconos fired backwards out of the gate and was last seen hitchhiking east out of LA on I-40 wearing a "Pennsylvania or Bust" sign around his neck.

Today's wagers: $80, return $0.
Total called wagers to date: $288 bet, return $78.

Derby Trail WPS record: 9 starts, 1-1-4. Mythical $2 Win on each= $18 bet, return $5.20.
Dr. SwineSmeller