Local Govt at it's worst

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh gosh who could forget that one.

Morton is trying to remain pristine.
Keep away from all things cultural, no outside
infections on the brain.

He is remaining above the human fray so that
the only influence on his person is sex.
He occasionally strays into the Iraq war soldier's
story and basketball, but he lashes himself after
these immoral forays into the world.

Just what the hell am I writing here...