"In The Spotlight" with Dr. SwineSmeller

[ArlJim78]

shot down in flames

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/9/08 Results at Arlington

Race 8. Tizdejavu limps home to SHOW in the Secretariat Stakes.
Race 9. Precious Kitten misses, finishing mid-pack in the Beverly D. Excuse me while I go kick my cat in the a**.
Race 10. Mount Nelson SHOWS behind a 14/1 longshot in the Arlington Million.
Todays wagers: $68 bet, $0 returned.

Total Derby Trail In The Spotlight wagers to date: $158 bet, return $78.

Derby Trail WPS record: 6 starts, 1-1-3. Mythical $2 Win on each= $12 Bet, return $5.20. All loss today but not discouraged nonetheless as selections have put in game efforts. It's early in the game.
Dr. SwineSmeller

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

8/9/08 Results at Arlington


Race 9. Precious Kitten misses, finishing mid-pack in the Beverly D. Excuse me while I go kick my cat in the a**.
Dr. SwineSmeller

For the record, I hate cats.

But why on God's green earth should a cat's rectum suffer because of your innate, irresponsible and completely misguided stupidity? Please go away

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

For the record, I hate cats.

But why on God's green earth should a cat's rectum suffer because of your innate, irresponsible and completely misguided stupidity? Please go away

HEY HEY watch that R-elvis

[GPK]

Originally Posted by geeker2

HEY HEY watch that R-elvis

Men like cats?? There's a first

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by GPK

Men like cats?? There's a first

Real Men

[GPK]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Real Men

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

I'll let ya'll vote, do I take the Mount Kilauea kite string bungy jump or swim with the Pacific great white sharks? If I get my choice, can I borrow two dollars for a cheap boat ride?

Dead last twice today. Tried to beat the chalk, didn't happen. Oh well, the sun will rise tomorrow. Not the least discouraged. Picked 9 races so far, that equals a full card. It's not the first time I've lost to a full card. Four days deep and I'm behind, but the way I figure, I've got (whichever comes first) 26 more days left in a full month play to get back up, or go down $1000 in the bank first.

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Del Mar Race 2- It is now believed that horse dyslexia is contageous. After being sneezed on by Bahama Mama in the paddock, Chocolate Lava took a right in the first turn and was finally roped and tied after running wild and harassing the women down on the Sunset Strip. Ralston Purina LLC has offered Mona Talla a bid of $40 to salvage the beligerent three legged $400,000 cart mule at the Del Mar Dud Sale.

Del Mar Race 3- In The Poconos fired backwards out of the gate and was last seen hitchhiking east out of LA on I-40 wearing a "Pennsylvania or Bust" sign around his neck.

Today's wagers: $80, return $0.
Total called wagers to date: $288 bet, return $78.

Derby Trail WPS record: 9 starts, 1-1-4. Mythical $2 Win on each= $18 bet, return $5.20.
Dr. SwineSmeller

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

Dead last twice today. Tried to beat the chalk, didn't happen. Oh well, the sun will rise tomorrow.

Damned right it will.

Keep posting your picks. Kilauea isn't going anywhere so don't be in such a rush to go bungee jumping.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

Del Mar Race 3- In The Poconos fired backwards out of the gate and was last seen hitchhiking east out of LA on I-40 wearing a "Pennsylvania or Bust" sign around his neck.

Dr. SwineSmeller

No such Freeway in LA