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Old 08-06-2008, 07:47 AM
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I'm going to look at the fridge for inspiration.
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Old 08-06-2008, 08:24 AM
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Maybe I should come up from behind her as she leafs through Beach Boy records?

I could pull her in to me by her tummy and give her soft Mortimer lashings on her neck.

Would she wiggle and voice her appreciation by swaying her hips firmly into me?





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Old 08-06-2008, 08:28 AM
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ror!!

I'm kidding..she would wiggle...slowly.

And turn her head toward me and say..."OOOOOO....Mortimer........please fucl< me."


I have a feeling she doesn't mess around.





Now I must think of the right direction from this point .I'll fIinish this and come back to present it to you all in a leather bound 3 ring binder.




I think she's going to be hot.





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Old 08-06-2008, 10:50 AM
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she had shaky hips and blood red lips
and who could miss her eraser tips
she looked real deep and had pretty feet
but when i saw the ghost i went right to toast

she'd get you real hot by pumpin' on her twat
she'd look real mean trying to fry up the scene
but then she would burp and interweave a slurp
and as i licked on her tummy she came out with a yummy

i was losing my mind trying so hard to make it work
so i told her to knock it off as she lay on the table cloth
i was dong real good it was working like it should
she was buzzin' away as i tried to make it stay

then she got her spin going with a fishy grin showing
she liked it hard and fast and i knew i could last
so she screamed out loud just at the right time
my dream allowed and gave her all that rhymed








This....is a very good thing.
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:45 PM
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Rough crowd.







I LLLLIKE THAT!!
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:16 PM
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mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that mary went
the lamb was sure to go
















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Old 08-06-2008, 10:16 PM
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Jack and Jill ran up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill come tumbling after









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