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Old 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM
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Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

WTF MORTY

So are you supposed to say... I V-Jayed a girls vag this weekend??
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM
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NO!!


Get outta heah,man!



ror!.....You say...I received a very pleasant V-Jay from Frann-ay last eve-a-ning.



Is this hard?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:32 PM
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Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:34 PM
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Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?




So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:36 PM
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So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

They're both female forms......God!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:39 PM
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They're both female forms......God!

No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:41 PM
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oh you suck and discriminate against women!


So men get B-Jays and V-Jays from women... and what do women get in return????? fake orgasms and ruined dresses.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:41 PM
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No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!
OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:36 PM
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Gosh...am I being too visceral?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:40 PM
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Never....
Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.


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Old 08-04-2008, 01:42 PM
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Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.

Good to know Uncly's on her game though...



I am claiming back the V-Jay for women!


So there!
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:34 PM
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I don't get it

OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:49 PM
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dont think its luck, i think its a lot of hard work and determination paying off
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Old 08-04-2008, 01:56 PM
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Oh you know what I meant.



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Old 08-04-2008, 02:49 PM
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Old 08-04-2008, 03:02 PM
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ror!!


He seems to be tipping his top and saying..."Mornin',ma'am." !!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:07 PM
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OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?
OK here it is.....

I see why your !!!!!!!!

I think actually MORTY messed this one up. I got out my manual......

The top one is correct...you recieved from so and so...


But the bottom one is incorrect....it should say I GAVE a v-jay TO so and so.....

But then again I'm just and here.
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:08 PM
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OK here it is.....

I see why your !!!!!!!!

I think actually MORTY messed this one up. I got out my manual......

The top one is correct...you recieved from so and so...


But the bottom one is incorrect....it should say I GAVE a v-jay TO so and so.....

But then again I'm just and here.

Franny..dazed and confused as you may be....get some more posters in here and we'll poster swap.




Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:14 PM
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Franny..dazed and confused as you may be....get some more posters in here and we'll poster swap.




Doesn't that sound like fun?
Well where did Trusty go now that I answered her question and fixed that for YOU!!!!!

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......
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Old 08-04-2008, 02:23 PM
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Well where did Trusty go now that I answered her question and fixed that for YOU!!!!!

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......


I'm back... sorry I had to work! Actually I lied was talking to an ex...


Thank you for getting things fixed Frannie! You deserve a V-Jay... :-)
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