Sara's Toga Diary

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by all the bull phooey they have put up with their entire life. It is the sum total from fear and loathing they have accumulated and this more than anything else dictates their true value; how they have handled it all.Therefor...it is not the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self,but the fault of mindless behemoth like beasts who have intruded upon their right to a pursuit of happiness and have meddled with cosmic force by distorting this human we speak of's right to free and clear liberation from him/herself.Yer fucl<in'-aye."

~ MORTE'

Thanks ,Kev...ah be lakin' yo azz.

I think I just found my new siggy....

[Mortimer]

Good.


Hossy's still looking for his old puddy.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Good.


Hossy's still looking for his old puddy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO.739

[Mortimer]

Thank you.

My work is like time...it is always fine.

[Antitrust32]

Hi Morty

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

ror!






Hey ..you know me. Always kidding.




HA

HA

HA





To prove it...here's some money for you

There ya go.

[Mortimer]

Good deal...say....how about one of these?





(')

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Good deal...say....how about one of these?





(')

I could use some ass.


oh wait, ive got plenty!


I could use someone elses.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I could use some ass.


oh wait, ive got plenty!


I could use someone elses.

!OOOOOOOOOO!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Ahh, yes. Whose is that?

That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?

I thought you said it was like this......
()

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Ahh do. And boy ahm ah jealous.

Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

I thought you said it was like this......
()


Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

fr&l-a!!!





Hossy....sorry.

I forgot.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

I thought you said it was like this......
()


Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

[Mortimer]

Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

[Mortimer]

=:>



Privately,she has told me she digs you.

I don't think you would have any trouble.