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Old 08-03-2008, 11:31 PM
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If happiness is a warm gun...then I need to stay in the ...CAH-SOL.


Don't worry---I don't quite get it myself.







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Old 08-04-2008, 08:17 AM
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the sun has whacked the ...CAH-SOL
my zebra's wide awake
let's cue it up MAE-STRO
my ho..let's do it for unclytrusts sake!!!




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Old 08-04-2008, 08:51 AM
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Arletta...I forgot to pat you down yesterday;it's part of the rite.We must be sure you're clean...ie...you can't be packin' as a member.



Don't worry---it will only take 5 to 6 hours.

Stop by when you have some time----OK?
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:35 AM
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Arletta...check that.





BrownSugar is throwing an unconscionable fit over this....so we'll skippy the frisky.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:59 AM
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i met her at the to-ger
i really didn't know her
she gave a little shake
and i felt the earth quake

to-ga
t-o-g-a...to-ga
oh gosh this ain't yo-ga
don't know what to do-ah

well horsey's will be horsey's
and they'll run their courseys
but the betters are strange and they run real fast
they keep writin' letters 'til they run out of gas

and i know i won't get past
this en-coun-ter with a no doubter
looks so hot...but hints of a snot
so back to the scene with who i hope is i-rene

then she gave a smile and said come on over a while
said in a way i knew i had all day
she was hot and so was i
so i looked at my shoes and said let's reach for the sky

she got real close
and i knew i was toast
she looked at me long
it was a little too strong

TO-GA
t-o-g-a...TO-GA
this place is strange and my mind is rearranged
i walked through the door...could i take anymore

i asked her name and when she said frank
i thought i'd lose it right there in the enigma tank
oh ah know ahm a man but so is he
and when 2hot4bigbrown starts shootin' up tranqs


i know gotta GO-A
from sara's TO-GA
t-o-g-a....TO-GA
T-T-T-TO-GA



TO-GA
S-S-S-S-SARA'S TO-GA
T-O-G-A
TO-GA





da-da-da-da-DUM



TO-GA
I HATE SARA'S TO-GA
THIS ARK WEREN'T MADE BY NO-AH
NO-NO-NO-NO-AAAH


da-da-da-da-DUM
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:18 PM
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Uh-oh.....you have once again become a ghost........

Are you hiding from someone?
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:22 PM
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No...not really.

I'm trying to remind myself who I am and ,therefor...my place.I still forget ,though.

Is this Edwourd thing a trop storm or hurricane?


You and Arletta watch out now.
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