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Old 07-31-2008, 12:39 PM
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^^^Just ordered truckload of bananas and cucumbers.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:40 PM
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I actually did have a banana with my breakfast and a cucumber with my lunch.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:53 PM
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You should film your fine lunch and put in on youtube.



Write Mortimer on the banana.

Pick up a green bean on which you have already written "CoachPants" on it ....laugh...and then throw it away.


Then go back to me...I mean the banana.
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:04 PM
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And then pick up a cumquat with the name 2hot4geraldo written on it and laugh even harder.




Then toss it aside and begin performing...I mean eating my...I mean the banana.



This would be a good thing.
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:06 PM
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So KGB..you missed Clemens?
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:35 PM
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Quote:
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So KGB..you missed Clemens?
I heard he's a real d*ck
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:03 PM
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Morty.... There are people crying again because they are getting picked on!

Maybe if they werent such dumbasses they wouldnt have to cry... ya know what i mean?

I'm glad we have predators to scare away the weak.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:20 PM
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I heard he's a real d*ck

Bob, Im telling you, he has been cool as sh*t to me. Then again, all we have talked is golf.
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