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Old 07-31-2008, 11:28 AM
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OK...enough subtle sexual innuendo.





KGB..great thread,man!
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:22 PM
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^^^ Suffering from too much excitement
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:39 PM
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^^^Just ordered truckload of bananas and cucumbers.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:40 PM
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I actually did have a banana with my breakfast and a cucumber with my lunch.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:53 PM
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You should film your fine lunch and put in on youtube.



Write Mortimer on the banana.

Pick up a green bean on which you have already written "CoachPants" on it ....laugh...and then throw it away.


Then go back to me...I mean the banana.
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:04 PM
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And then pick up a cumquat with the name 2hot4geraldo written on it and laugh even harder.




Then toss it aside and begin performing...I mean eating my...I mean the banana.



This would be a good thing.
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:06 PM
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So KGB..you missed Clemens?
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:35 PM
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So KGB..you missed Clemens?
I heard he's a real d*ck
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:03 PM
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Morty.... There are people crying again because they are getting picked on!

Maybe if they werent such dumbasses they wouldnt have to cry... ya know what i mean?

I'm glad we have predators to scare away the weak.
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:36 PM
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Morty.... There are people crying again because they are getting picked on!

Maybe if they werent such dumbasses they wouldnt have to cry... ya know what i mean?

I'm glad we have predators to scare away the weak.
Who the fucl< are these sissies?




Tell them to go suck on their thumbs.
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:50 PM
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They think hossy and Pants are the devil or something!

The nerve!
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Old 07-31-2008, 04:53 PM
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They think hossy and Pants are the devil or something!

The nerve!
They think those sissies are the devil!!?



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teeeeew mothah fucl<ahs!
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:20 PM
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I heard he's a real d*ck

Bob, Im telling you, he has been cool as sh*t to me. Then again, all we have talked is golf.
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Old 08-01-2008, 05:56 AM
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Bob, Im telling you, he has been cool as sh*t to me. Then again, all we have talked is golf.

I know..I was just taking this thread back to it's beginning
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:19 AM
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You get over to Page Vanished and say that!
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:25 AM
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Pace Advantage.


Show some imagination.
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:28 AM
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Huh?
^^^Maaaa-CHEEEN.
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:36 AM
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^^^^Plays the bongo beat to Sighty's vagina dances.
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:38 AM
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^^^ Manny Ramirez
^^^ Has written on pud..."If it fits...you must submits."
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:39 AM
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OK...so what poor urchin did you and CP attack for complaining about being picked on?
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