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Old 07-24-2008, 10:39 AM
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But I can't help thinking of her in that skimpy gardening outfit.


I'll bet it's black....two piece.......which together would not make one piece.

Getting down on her knees and sta-rrrrrretching to trim those hard to reach floras must be absolutely to die for!!






Yow.

I have to stop picturing this thing.
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:18 AM
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But I can't help thinking of her in that skimpy gardening outfit.

I'll bet it's black....two piece.......which together would not make one piece.

Getting down on her knees and sta-rrrrrretching to trim those hard to reach floras must be absolutely to die for!!

Yow.

I have to stop picturing this thing.
Actually I am in my safari hunt outfit complete with pith hat, a .22 pistol, a pitch fork and ...wait....wait....A HOE!!!!!!

There has been a dastardly serpent that has bitten 2 dogs and almost killed my little kitten.

The dogs just blow up so they look like they could be in a Macy's parade but my tiny little kitten almost died.
So until this dastardly serpent is brought to justice I am on safari.

Oh and Tuesday I was in my slicker and galoshes for the outerbands of Dolly.
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:27 AM
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You need a wolf in your outfit.




















WHOA!






















I meant...GARDEN!
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:34 AM
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You need a wolf in your outfit.

WHOA!


I meant...GARDEN!
No.... I need a mongoose or maybe a meerkat.
Morty you must rid the garden of serpents!!!!!
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Old 07-24-2008, 11:42 AM
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Oh gosh...I hate work.




I'll see what I can do.

Maybe I'll hire some charmers.
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:03 PM
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Snake traps!

That's the ticket.
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:43 PM
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No.... I need a mongoose or maybe a meerkat.
Morty you must rid the garden of serpents!!!!!
We've got one in our yard too, but he's pretty harmless (thank heavens.)
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Old 08-03-2008, 01:13 PM
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YOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Up for some gardening today?????


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Old 08-03-2008, 01:54 PM
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yes baby!
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